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Nov 21, 2022Liked by Eileen Smith

You spelled "won't cook" wrong. Happy Thanksgiving!

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You see right through me...

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Nov 29, 2022Liked by Eileen Smith

There's just so much shit on a properly set table.

The first thing I thought of when I saw that photo of Jack Smith was literally, "OMG who's manning the bridge on the Enterprise??" (or The Orville for the lucky few who actually watched it)

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Sorry so late! Happy T-Day!

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Nov 22, 2022Liked by Eileen Smith

So I take it the ghost of Cotton Mather won’t be coming to the Eileen Thanksgiving dinner? Oh well, have a happy one.

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That Puritan?

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You can get anything you want

At Eileen's Restaurant.....Right?

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Soda bread and water.

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Except drafted

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Nov 21, 2022Liked by Eileen Smith

Wait! You’re cooking Thanksgiving? What time should I be there? I’m a little confused. Is the special counsel coming dressed as a pilgrim? Surely a memorable event. I presume my invitation is plus nine. I’ll bring four dogs too. Can’t wait!

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The special counsel is coming dressed as an ex-con.

Your invite is plus 22, of course.

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Nov 21, 2022Liked by Eileen Smith

Happy Thanksgiving, PL!

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And to you, my friend!

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