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Judy Millspaugh's avatar

I am so sorry your heater went out. May I suggest you move to Los Angeles where you don’t really need a heater especially with all the fires burning, but luckily not near me.

Also how do you know if you’re better than your neighbors? I mean I’m certain you are, I just wondered what criteria you used to determine that? One of my neighbors is a University math professor. I know I’m probably not better than her.

As to the First Lady’s outfit I think it had two purposes. One to say I’m a serious bitch don’t mess with me, and the hat kept her husband’s kiss away from her face and it hid her eyes so that we couldn’t see her negative scornful looks at him or anyone else.

I am so sorry 120 of the violent terrorists are from Texas although you have a lot more than that already there, so you probably won’t notice the influx.

As to why God saved him I think it is so that bloggers, reporters, and writers (and comedians) can have plenty of material for the next four years. Four years of material is quite a blessing really!

I also think although God is not a vindictive sort, but church attendance has markedly dropped and this decline is largely attributed to a rise in people with no religious affiliation. “ Take that you nonbelievers” God uttered‼️

And now I want to take this time to remind you that I think you’re very funny and very smart. I’m not even going to get into “good looking” since I am not gay. But with more men like Trump and his dudes, lesbian status is looking better all the time.

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Eileen Smith's avatar

You should see my neighbors.

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Les Meads's avatar

That outfit might be more appropriate for a funeral. So, maybe it was appropriate after all. 😜

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Eileen Smith's avatar

Death becomes her.

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Fred Waldsmith's avatar

She looks like one half of the Spy vs Spy in Mad magazine!!

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DeeceX's avatar

She looked like Natasha Fatale from the old "Rocky and Bullwinkle" cartoons. Or, as Natasha would put it, "moose and squirrel."

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Eileen Smith's avatar

YES.

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Old Dad's avatar

If by calculus you mean intro to mathematics, yes - can totes relate.

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Eileen Smith's avatar

I meant typing class. Like, on real typewriters.

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