My cardiologist's nurse sent me a questionnaire that included something like "have you felt suicidal recently?" I replied "Should I?" Unfortunately, his staff is used to me and no uproar ensued.
According to the task force, the benefits of screening outweigh potential risks such as a faulty diagnosis and mandatory 24-hour hold in a mental health facility. Oops!
My second post-op morphine shot has kicked in. Lawrence Welk’s Orchestra has quit playing anything, so I must not have OD’d although I am still 66 and remain allergic to Fox News.
My cardiologist's nurse sent me a questionnaire that included something like "have you felt suicidal recently?" I replied "Should I?" Unfortunately, his staff is used to me and no uproar ensued.
You should've said, "Have you?" OMG! LOL!
I would be happy to share some of my poison.
I left a super pithy, hilarious comment on the OG ITPT site, and now I’m having severe anxiety wondering if I copy it here *you people* will judge me.
Crosby, did I see you having drinks with *my* cardiologist the other day?
Don’t worry. i started judging you *years* ago.
My life validated, at last!
According to the task force, the benefits of screening outweigh potential risks such as a faulty diagnosis and mandatory 24-hour hold in a mental health facility. Oops!
/hate that
My second post-op morphine shot has kicked in. Lawrence Welk’s Orchestra has quit playing anything, so I must not have OD’d although I am still 66 and remain allergic to Fox News.