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Jeff Crosby's avatar

My cardiologist's nurse sent me a questionnaire that included something like "have you felt suicidal recently?" I replied "Should I?" Unfortunately, his staff is used to me and no uproar ensued.

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Eileen Smith's avatar

You should've said, "Have you?" OMG! LOL!

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Jeff Crosby's avatar

I would be happy to share some of my poison.

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Old Dad's avatar

I left a super pithy, hilarious comment on the OG ITPT site, and now I’m having severe anxiety wondering if I copy it here *you people* will judge me.

Crosby, did I see you having drinks with *my* cardiologist the other day?

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Eileen Smith's avatar

Don’t worry. i started judging you *years* ago.

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Old Dad's avatar

My life validated, at last!

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Mojo's avatar

According to the task force, the benefits of screening outweigh potential risks such as a faulty diagnosis and mandatory 24-hour hold in a mental health facility. Oops!

/hate that

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Richard Smith's avatar

My second post-op morphine shot has kicked in. Lawrence Welk’s Orchestra has quit playing anything, so I must not have OD’d although I am still 66 and remain allergic to Fox News.

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