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You nailed it, hon!

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The Wharton School of blah blah blah is my favorite school.

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Right behind Wake Forest yada yada yada.

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I read that article and had the same reaction as you (only not in the hilarious and articulate way you did).

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Do you have a good brownie recipe? Asking for a friend.

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No, just one for beer and popcorn.

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You took that from me without my permission.

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Brilliant.

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I read a piece about women’s use of “weak” placeholder language (e.g. umm, hmm, etc.), as perfectly acceptable indicator that you’re not f*#%ing finished speaking so please refrain from cutting-in, and it felt so so true.

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I don’t think that foul language is going to get you anywhere, young lady.

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