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Al in Arlington's avatar

I can't wait for the announcement of MT Green for Secretary of Education

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Eileen Smith's avatar

My daughter has always wanted to be homeschooled.

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Fred Waldsmith's avatar

Pretty sad, isn't it!!

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Mojo's avatar

Also thanks for the reference to my number one favorite book of all time.

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Mojo's avatar

I laughed so hard at Muffin Forest that I had to stop reading and tell you that.

Yours is even better than mine, and I thought mine was cool: Daisy RockRose.

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Eileen Smith's avatar

You get runner up.

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Cathy Sisk's avatar

Tiger Sherri here. (I hate people-name streets.) Anyway, I came here to note that Hegseth is the *weekend* Fox and Friends guy. In other words, Steve Doocy's understudy. If that doesn't qualify one to head up the Department of Defense, I don't know what does. (Col. Sisk is spinning in his grave at Arlington.)

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Eileen Smith's avatar

So what you’re saying is that Steve Doocy should be secretary of defense. I can go with that.

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Donna's avatar

My sister’s porn name is Gypsy Apache. That’s the only comment I have. The rest of it is automatically diverted into a section of my brain that is permanently locked.

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Al in Arlington's avatar

Mine is Blackie Mistletoe, somewhat "Boogie Nights: sounding. Had a friend who was Eddie Route 3.

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Eileen Smith's avatar

The worm section?

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Ruth Pennebaker's avatar

One of your funniest essays — in a tragic kind of way. Love your writing but wish we didn't have so much to outrage all of us.

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Eileen Smith's avatar

Funny and tragic is how Muffin Forest rolls.

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