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Glenn W. Smith's avatar

I present you with the Best Pun in a Headline Award of the month. Said and done.

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Eileen Smith's avatar

Please tell me that comes with a plaque.

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Donna's avatar

So stressed that she claims to be 35. How gullible do you think your readers are?

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Eileen Smith's avatar

Very.

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Mojo's avatar

lol the riddle of the Sphinx #dead

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Eileen Smith's avatar

I forget the answer. Is it "I was talking to the pig!"?

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Old Dad's avatar

I was in elementary school when Moonlighting was on the air and remember being really confused about the feelings I was having about Maddie Hayes and her L’Oreal fresh, bouncy, blonde hair… Also, I was really confused when David ended up in the Nakatomi Tower, killing terrorists. (BT dubs, it is SO a Christmas movie. It has sleigh bells and Ode to Joy in the soundtrack, not to mention cocaine at a Christmas party. Case. Closed.)

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Eileen Smith's avatar

David Addison was in Die Hard? Do bears bear? Do bees bee?

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Will Falconer, DVM's avatar

Yeah, overalls. I too had a brief fling with them, but mostly hidden away at camp, never in grad school for God's sake! In vet school, ties were required, but they didn't kick me out for wearing jeans down below, so I survived it.

Trump? Dudes, he wasn't even there! If they are representative of the MAGA camp, we're good. Duh. Although, you definitely need to pat these folks down before conversing with them. Could also add, maybe, a brief literacy test?

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