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DeeceX's avatar

I have it on good authority (Robert Francis Kennedy, Jr., environmental lawyer with no medical or public health training) that drinking raw milk with prevent you from dying of measles. You'll die from the raw milk instead.

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Eileen Smith's avatar

Please. Everyone knows that warm cashew milk is the only true elixir.

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DeeceX's avatar

"Everybody knows … " if they've done their "research."

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Doug Jones's avatar

Actually, excess Vitamin A can kill you...

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Old Dad's avatar

The A is for musculoskeletal Atrophy.

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Eileen Smith's avatar

NOW you tell me.

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Old Dad's avatar

Sorry, but *real* research on vaccine efficacy should be done by asking Jeeves.

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Kim T's avatar

Or Aaron Rogers.

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Eileen Smith's avatar

Someone in AOL chat just told me about that.

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Old Dad's avatar

"You've got measles."

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Donna's avatar

Does this means you are now disavowing your membership in the Kennedy family?

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Eileen Smith's avatar

You must be joking. I still have the Honey Fitz lamp.

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Alexsim's avatar

Are we tired of winning yet?

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