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Donna's avatar

I read every word you write. It’s the only news I trust. Will you write me a check now?

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Eileen Smith's avatar

Never.

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Old Dad's avatar

You lost me at taking away the shortbread cookies. We’re angry; not sadistic.

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Eileen Smith's avatar

OH BUT WE ARE.

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Fred Waldsmith's avatar

...and gets his butt kicked by the voters!!

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Eileen Smith's avatar

Terrible visual.

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Kim T's avatar

I swear to you Nick Jacobs was not produced from original WI stock.

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Old Dad's avatar

He appears to have been produced by a nurse shark and Sesame Street’s The Count.

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Eileen Smith's avatar

Like The Count would have a chance with the nurse shark.

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