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Ruth Pennebaker's avatar

THIS IS HILARIOUS. I AM GREEN.

should add you are too young to recall Betsy-Wetsy dolls, a product of the late 1950s. A doll that urinates! No wonder I didn’t have kids till I was in my 30s.

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Eileen Smith's avatar

Mine wasn’t called Betsy Wetsy but I definitely had something similar. I think one that you took in the bath with you. Gross.

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Leigh Cortinaz's avatar

But did you have a Cher doll?? That eventually ended up with a Dorothy Hamill haircut..

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Eileen Smith's avatar

You must have been spoiled.

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Jamie MacLaggan's avatar

Your snarky cynicism is quite anti-Santa.

You're back on the naughty list.

😉

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Eileen Smith's avatar

Please. I'm his favorite.

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