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Grace Fiandaca's avatar

Love, love this post. You’re both whip-smart and hilarious. Keeping me slightly sane--thank you for that.

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Donna's avatar

Bad news—the thing about high school you thought was a dream was actually a flashback. Remember how how I, being your next of kin, got the call from the principal? The police, the reporter from the McLean Gazette (or was it the Sentinel) chasing us and we hid out in the restroom at McKeevers? The dilly dip? Wasn’t your own senator Texas Tex Cruz keynote speaker at your graduation ? I think it all happened exactly the way I remember it.

Is LSD a hallucinogenic or the Mormon church? I can’t keep them straight.

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