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Ruth Pennebaker's avatar

Once again, the worse the news, the sharper your scalpel. Hoping you (and the rest of us wretches) get a break one of the days.

Eileen Smith's avatar

A compliment from the fabulous Blue Hour Dame makes it all worth it. https://pennebaker.substack.com/

DeeceX's avatar

Unless you're having nightmares where, EVERY TWO YEARS, half the states in the (ironically-named) Union are redrawing their maps to squeeze one more legislative or congressional district out of their poor voters, you aren't paying attention. The constant redistricting wars will be an ordinary feature of the electoral process from here on out.

Eileen Smith's avatar

Clearly you’re not familiar with The Rapture. They’ll all be sucked up to heaven and we’ll be left behind and the world will be ruled by godless Democrats! Who’s laughing now?

Old Dad's avatar
6dEdited

Luckily, I've years of counting cards under my belt. With your numbers above, we have a true count of +22, which, in advantage player terms, means we are totally fuck*d.

Eileen Smith's avatar

You always did strike me as a card counter.